the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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