Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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