Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
he had hair everywhere except his balls
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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