Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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