id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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