chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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