i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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