big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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