everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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