That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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