two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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