I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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