I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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