You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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