i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
You brought string cheese to the strip club
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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