he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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