Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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