Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
This is my gift to your gina
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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