maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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