We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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