just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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