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You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.

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(256): View more from Alabama

The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.

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(312): View more from Illinois

I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?

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(210): View more from Texas

Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight

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(805): View more from California

Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?

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(720): View more from Colorado

Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night

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(404): View more from Georgia

She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.

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