Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Randomize
