Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Randomize
