Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
