just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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