when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
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