haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
