What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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