There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Holy shit dude........stairs
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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