I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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