brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Randomize
