Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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