it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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