There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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