weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I touched a dick in church today
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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