I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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