i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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