My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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