I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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