You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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