like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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