i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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