I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
high people should be assigned attendants
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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