Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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