Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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