kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
My feet surprised me
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