he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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