jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Randomize
