scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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