Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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